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The Most Important Former Couple in the World will be spending Christmas together!
Which makes us feel, like, zero percent bad for her, because even people with alien-goddess faces need to deal with schlubs sometimes.
We've already started doing butt crunches.
Rocco wore a Yankees shirt at Chelsea Piers! Also, Chrissie Hynde says something cryptic about Obama. In your daily gossip multivitamin!
Elizabeth Taylor does tequila shots at the Abbey? Liz Smith compares Cindy Adams and Barbara Walters to Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cyrus? Ian McKellen defaces Bibles? Shazam!
Did he REALLY have to put it that way? Plus, Tom and Gisele are probs getting married — awesome, you guys! In Monday's gaggle o' gossip.
But they WERE shouting her name at the opening last night, and Ben DID say she "italicizes" all her lines. Just sayin'. And also, of course, Madonna and Peter Cook, in the gossip round-up.
It's about time, Halle, you're 42! Plus, it's about the only non-dull news in today's gossip roundup.
Also, people are scared they'll be kidnapped at Scary Spice's marriage-vows renewal in Egypt. In today's gossip roundup.
Eric Wilson thinks Madonna's latest stylistic reincarnation lacks "teeth." We think she's keeping it real.
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