Only People on Madonna’s Payroll Would Sit Through Her 50th-Birthday Party

So that’s why no other celebrities attended! But at least Guy Ritchie was there. And, um, her children. And David Blaine...

‘Page Six’ Tells Us Opposing Tales About Madonna and Christopher Ciccone

And on the same day, no less! And you stopped buying the 'Post' on the weekends.

Who’s Vivi Nevo?

We're still not totally sure, but it sure is fun to say his name.

Madonna Melting Down?

A month of bad headlines about her brother's book and her friendship with A-Rod is finally getting her down.

Do You Guys Still Care About Madonna?

We can't tell whether all of this recent buzz about the singer is interesting.

Cynthia Rodriguez: ‘I’m Not Out to Mutilate A-Rod’

The estranged Yankee wife tells Cindy Adams that she's hurt, but she hasn't ruled out a future friendship with A-Rod.

Heaven Help Us: A-Rod Friend Says He’s Been in Love With Madge Since January

According to 'Us Weekly,' the slugger said the two were 'fucking soul mates.' And you thought true love was dead and gone.

Playing the Blame Game With A-Rod, C-Rod, Madonna, and Lenny Kravitz

The 'Post' can't seem to decide who's to blame for all the press frenzy surrounding this particular gang of celebrities.

Madonna Is Having an Affair With Gwyneth Now (or Something)

At the very least, the singer's brother says in his new book, they had an affair of the lips.

Did Madonna Exacerbate A-Rod's Groin Injury?

A Fox News columnist thinks he knows why A-Rod was on the disabled list for so long.

The Rodriguez Divorce Papers

Cynthia's lawyers file for her divorce from A-Rod. The papers are short and sweet, but they promise big battles ahead.

C-Rod to A-Rod: Give Me a D-Rod

The Yankee slugger's wife decides that tales of his relationship with Madonna are the last straw and files for a divorce today in Miami.

Lenny Kravitz: Cynthia Rodriguez’s Grand Slam?

The best gossip story of the summer just got even better. The 'Post' reports that A-Rod's ex is shacking up with the rocker stud muffin, who's Madonna's ex!

Madonna and A-Rod: Sharing Late-Night Visits?

Yeah, that's right. And you thought the summer was a bad time for tabloids.

Madonna Still Loves New York! Really!

The singer explains that she didn't really mean that New York was not exciting; it was just that she's no longer excited. Or something.

Put Your Hands All Over Madonna's Globe

How big of a Madonna freak are you? Big enough that you would be thrilled to have the chance to wager your hard-earned, depreciating American paycheck on a four-foot, 80-pound globe made of plaster, marble dust, and recyclable polystyrene because Madge rubbed her 50-year-old butt against it?

Jay-Z's Record Deal Questioned on Happiest Day of His Life?

Industry insiders tell the 'Post' that Jay isn't worth the $150 million he got from Live Nation. But what does he care: He might be getting married today!

Madonna No Longer Loves New York

In the upcoming "Green Issue" of Vanity Fair, Madonna tells us that she is so over New York, contrary to recent reports.

Ashton, Bruce, Gwyneth, Madonna, and Demi Are the New Faces of Hepatitis

Ashton Kutcher Borrows Madonna’s Guest List for His 30th